I just realised: I’m one and a half year without sex! And I’m not that bad or ugly, just stuck. And a million surely could help me…
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I work in a library for $120. So, one million could really make ne happy.
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I won’t stop. One million dollars.
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Rent me for one million dollars.
Bonus: 50% rent time.
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Never give me a million dollars. I could do drugs or even worse – help the needy!
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You know…
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Happy Easter! Love, peace, one million dollars!
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2G… Still. Give me a million dollars.
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Sick… And without computer. One million…